Cousin Patrick's Cawffee Talk

Does anyone still come 'round these here parts?

2011-09-08T16:13:00.001-04:00

Good afternoon y'all!!

I'm Back??

2010-06-21T23:06:00.000-04:00

I'm Back!!!!

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PEEK-A-BOO

2009-06-13T20:15:00.001-04:00

God it's been so long I forgot how to do any of this. LOL :) Surprise I'm here, or am I?

MUAH

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CALLING ALL GAYS!!!

2008-05-24T10:57:00.002-04:00

I need the communities help!!!! I am attempting to create a fabulous new gay bar directory. And I'm hoping to keep it as up to date as possible so... If you own a gay bar, work in a gay bar, go to gay bars... lol whatever email me cawffeetalk@gmail.com. Give me location (address if possible), website if available, phone number, atmosphere. I hope to have it up and running soon. Also if you want to be advertised on the site let me know.

CLICK HERE TO TELL ME YOUR LISTING

I Touched It... I Touched It...

2007-06-29T23:42:00.000-04:00

So I've been waiting for this day for months. Like most people of course. After picking up the roommie from work I swung by our local AT&T store to check it out. The most amazing device created to date. In such fanfare as if Madonna were coming to town people went crazy waiting outside for days just to catch a glimpse even if unable to buy one. The iPhone! Only apple can turn a piece of electrical equipment, a phone, an iPod, etc. (you catch my drift) into a celebrity. It's amazing to me.

Now down to business I played with the phone for about 10 minutes. Despite the bad reviews (usually about the slow network) I found the device simply amazing. Never before and in this style and fashion will you see something like this. I've been watching blogs and videos for months but not until you use it do you really get the effect and realize how amazing this device is. Plain and simple it is fucking awesome the coolest thing I have laid my hands on in months, years even. I find that these people giving the iPhone bad reviews are nit picky, naive at best. Get a grip no one else could do what Apple did.

Fabulous job. Now I just need around $600 to buys me one. Taking donations to the right lol just click the pay pal button heeh

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CALL THIS NUMBER 727-252-0511

2007-06-25T18:04:00.000-04:00

Everyone call this number and prank them. Say horrible nasty things to them. It's a telemarketer and they are rude and won't listen when you ask them to stop calling. It's some kind of scam I think. It's fun because this guy answers pretending like it's a real business. I just ripped him to shreds. lol

Need to get out some anger?? Just call 727-252-0511

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And Let the Bidding Begin...

2007-06-14T16:57:00.001-04:00

Calling one calling all...

I plan on moving in the near future and I'm trying to lighten my load a little bit (so to speak).

I am selling several items from my home. To the highest bidder of course. And since i am so technically inclined now I figured why not make a big 'ol fancy website. So if anyone is interested go here...

geocities.com/chasmovingsale

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Holy Shit

2007-06-11T22:46:00.000-04:00

So again I'll apologize for not uploading my show yet. I don't have internet it sucks. See I'm "borrowing" internet at this time and it's just not fast enough to upload any shows. Try 3 hours to upload a 20 minute show? UMM NO...

So here is a fun Tid Bit. Who knew this still existed!!

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Happy Birthday To Me

2007-05-24T10:08:00.000-04:00

Hey eveyone,

Yes today is my birthday. Is it bad that I didn't even remember when I woke up. See I got up at like 6:15 to bring my roommate Alex to work and I had completely forgotten that today was my birthday until he said happy birthday to me. WTF am I that old? That old that I forgot my own birthday??? LOL That's bad, especially since I'm only 29 today. LOL only 29, 29 is a far way away from 21 isn't it lol. Oh well, thanks to eveyone for the birthday wishes. I needed to post this quick before I forgot. lol

Sorry for the lack of shows as well. We are experiencing internt issues. Basically we don't have internet at the moment but I have a show on deck waiting for my internet to be reconnected thru comcast. FUCK DSL lol

Best wishes bitches!!!

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Copie

2007-05-07T19:52:00.001-04:00

Annoying Children

2007-05-07T18:02:00.001-04:00

Here is the result of misbehaved rude children running around without supervision! And I'm talking lik2 a two year old. I hate trashy people. Oh by the way this is my front door. Can someone say revenge is sweet???

Sossy

2007-05-07T17:58:00.001-04:00

Cawffee Tak 5/4/07

2007-05-04T09:00:00.000-04:00

OK This should have been posted late last night so all you Cawffee Talk people could hear it this morning. However I had some technical difficulties and now that I'm home from work and was able to tinker with it a bit it actually works now. So sit back and enjoy.

But today we learn how to count to eleven, and make sure you know how many are in your orgie!!!

Enjoy!!!

My Odeo Channel (odeo/7a54b9e60dbe37f6)

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Hot guy

2007-05-02T22:32:00.001-04:00

Testing mobile blogger. I saw this hot guy during my travels in N. Charleston!

It's on Bitches!!!

2007-05-01T17:47:00.000-04:00

There is nothing like being tossed off of a podcast game show to get you back into the groove of things.

It's been a while. I'm rusty using new software so be kind! lol

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New Favorite Song

2007-04-18T00:30:00.000-04:00

Everyone knows I'm a huge fan of the pop bands of the 90's. Well JC Chasez from *NSYNC has a new single that will be coming out soon. It's on AOL...

You're probably hearing it play now. Well if you like it you can get it Here check it out.

I loves it

adios

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W.T.F.???

2007-04-10T23:41:00.000-04:00

I knew the Teletubbies were odd but this is just awful!

Click the image to play the video!

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I Love This Song

2007-04-09T22:52:00.000-04:00

Now tell me it's not addictive... lol no pun intended

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And another

2007-03-22T21:00:00.000-04:00

Here is the only other one I could find :( the rest is lost forever!!

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Re-Post

2007-03-21T21:00:00.000-04:00

I'm shocked probably as shocked as you all are that I have been getting requests for old shows. If everyone remembers I had picked up and recorded for a little bit but stopped. What happened to those shows? Well they were being hosted somewhere they shouldn't have been so I had to remove them. I think a lot of them are long gone. However there are a couple I found. So here ya go 8/28/06 Cawffee Talk.

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A Blast From The Past! Where has the time gone???

2007-03-20T15:06:00.000-04:00

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Ding, Dong, the Bitch is Dead!

2007-02-14T17:44:00.000-05:00

This is a day to go down in the books. For it is the day that Alex (my roommate) kicked out that no good, unsing, ugly ass mother fucker he moved in, in an attempt to be in a relationship. Valentine's Day will be the most favorite day the rest of my life!!!

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I Just Feel Like It...

2007-02-10T15:51:00.000-05:00

Once upon a time there was a queer podcaster that lost his drive for the dramatic. Lost without his cousin he persued a life of solo shows till one day the magic was gone.

You think you know, but you have no idea...

This is the true story of Cousin Patrick.

Coming soon...

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AIDS Walk Anyone???

2007-02-08T10:56:00.000-05:00

May 20, 2007 is the date! Can we do it? I think we might!

More info to come...

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This is So Cool

2007-02-07T22:37:00.000-05:00

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A Night at Pantheon...

2007-01-30T14:03:00.000-05:00

WHY??? LOL

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Would You do This???

2007-01-29T14:23:00.001-05:00

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New Map

2007-01-22T17:06:00.000-05:00

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Just for Dan the Man

2007-01-22T16:07:00.000-05:00

Hey Dan,

LOL Don't look for any shows attached. There isn't any at the moment. I've lost my grove so to speak. And the good mic. I need to save up some time and money to start recording again. I have lots to say believe me just not sure what format I'm going to use. You know when you do something then go back and look at it and say this could be so much better? LOL well that's what I've been doing. But now that my life had kinda been turned up-side-down there is plenty to record about. No that I ever had a lack of things to say. I think I may have just run out of the guts to say it. But fuck that!!! I'm looking to reinvent myself in many different ways in 2007. I haven't stopped recording just meerly took a break from it till i could decide what I was gonna do.

You'll hear from me soon. YOU ALL WILL :)

Love,

Cousin Patrick

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This Is Hilarous. I am crying!!!

2007-01-04T00:38:00.001-05:00

I LOVE MadTV. Mo Collins and Debra Wilson were the best on this show. This skit proves it. I can't stop laughing. ENJOY!!!

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Ahhh Gotta Love Whitney

2006-12-28T12:22:00.000-05:00

LOL I was just bored looking around on youtube as usual and I love when Deborah Wilson from MadTV used to make fun of Whitney Houston. So I found some funny clips of the crack head ohhh... I mean Whitney Houston everyone might enjoy

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Vocabulary with Patrick

2006-12-16T18:27:00.000-05:00

Ever just decide to look up something just to see what funny stuff you may find? Well i was poking around my computer and accidently opened the dictionary. So I started thinking of the word ass because someone was called a Jack Ass on TV. So I entered ass and this interesting word came up. Which I never thought would be in a dictionary but OK. Pay special attention to the 2nd definition. I thought it was hilarious.

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OH MY GOD!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!

2006-12-05T22:32:00.000-05:00

Ok so I was just poking around on youtube and this turned up.
And I thought it was a joke but apparently it is not. lol

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What an Ass Hole

2006-11-22T15:34:00.001-05:00

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BEWARE OF THE FOLLOWING BS

2006-11-22T13:47:00.000-05:00

Lately I've been receiving phone calls on my cell phone from 1 or 2 differnt companies not sure. But they are offing credit cards or something. I'm not sure how legit it is. but they will call my phone show up as 800 numbers and when you answer they immediately hang up. It's driving me crazy. For over two weeks now I've been trying to get it to stop by calling them and telling them to remove my name but they just keep calling. So I would like everyone to be aware of this. They call themselves American Financial and the two numbers calling me are 1-800-963-6230 and 1-888-669-8868.

And they apparently don't care about the do not call list because they just keep calling anyway.

tata

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Saw this on You Tube and thought it was funny

2006-11-10T14:03:00.000-05:00

Not bad editing actually!!!

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Cousin Patrick Is Home!!!!!

2006-10-20T12:57:00.000-04:00

WOW anyone who hasn't been on a cruise must go on one. The food, the drinks, the fun fun fun fun!!!! I'll have a full report for y'all soon. And about 200 pictures.

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HOLLY SHIT!! I've done a show. Just for you Big Fatty!!!

2006-10-08T13:29:00.000-04:00

Cawffee Talk for 10/9/06

Oh today's show is smashing good fun. From crooked cops to bad drag. I got it all lol. Even ashamed family. Sit back and enjoy...

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Venus In Action

2006-10-07T11:26:00.000-04:00

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This is the BEST eMail I've gotten in years!

2006-09-15T00:08:00.000-04:00

Hi honey,
I noticed things were changing by the looks of Alex's website, and I have been thinking about you a lot recently. I was wondering how you were feeling about everything, and how you were doing. Now I just read your blogs and see that you've got a lot going on in your mind recently. And where the hell did you get so sunburned? :-)
Anyway, I just wanted to tell you to keep your chin up. I know that sounds corny, but you are such an AMAZING person that there is no way that love won't find you sooner or later. Trust me, I know how it feels to wonder if it will ever happen to you. And I know it's no comfort, but I love you so much and am so grateful that you came into my life and have stayed in it for so long. You are truly one of the funniest, smartest, best people I have ever met in my life. I know it is hard for us to stay in touch sometimes, but please know that you are on my mind very often. We will still be friends when we are 80 and neither one of us has any teeth left in our heads, and we are sitting on the porch in rocking chairs screaming obscenities at the people walking by. (You know that'll be fun). :-)
Ok, I will stop with the cornyness now. I hope you get through everything ok, and soon.
I love you and miss you,
Suzie

This was in response to posts I've put on my MySpace page recently. It's good to know that friends care. I was hysterical crying while I was reading this email.

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Bad Bad Cousin!

2006-09-11T21:55:00.000-04:00

Howdy y'all I'm still here. Bad week last week and an extremely bad sunburn this weekend has lead to a lack of a show today. However tomorrow is Tuesday and i will start up my new schedule again.

Talk to you all soon.

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I'm so sorry

2006-09-05T22:15:00.000-04:00

Hey everyone out in Podcast land. I'm sorry! I started to record a show but it was turing out very bitter with sarcastic undertones. Which as we all know can be loads of fun but I didn't want anyone to think i was attempting to offend them. So I'll have to record when I'm feeling less shitty.

I'm sorry!!!

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HAPPY LABOR DAY

2006-09-04T02:17:00.000-04:00

Hello everyone out there... No show today. I got home too late, I was downtown watching Brooke and her clan. Anywho I'll be back with a show for Tuesday recaping my whole weekend.

Everyone have a safe and sane Labor Day and I'll talk with y'all soon.

Adios

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Cawffee Talk for 9/1/06

2006-08-31T23:52:00.000-04:00

He Makes My Panties Drop!

Ernesto is a joke, Christina, Public toilet talk, and Patrick's singing.

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You Got Nothin... You PUNK!!!

2006-08-31T21:23:00.000-04:00

YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!!

Just as I had suspected. Ernesto had nothing to offer us here in Charleston. He was too chicken to even make land fall. He was nothing but annoying. Annoying fine rain, you know the kind that you just can't find a good wiper setting for, and pathetic winds. Which I would equate to someone gently blowing in my ear. Oh well...

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Omar is right!

2006-08-30T17:00:00.000-04:00

I apologize to all Latinos and Latinas out there. See I didn't mean to offend. I assumed that Hurrican Ernesto was Cuban because he stopped there first. Assuming it was because he wanted to visit with family and what not. But Omar did point out that Ernesto could infact be Puerto Rican. Crazy you say?? Well it's possible! I think we will have to delve further into Ernesto's history to find out his origin. More on that to come...

In the mean time just a word to everyone WATCH OUT Hurrican Omar is on the list for 2008. And we know that's gonna be one crazy Latino storm especially if he's been drinking!!!

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Cawffee Talk for 8/30/06

2006-08-30T00:13:00.000-04:00

This one is a roller coaster of emotions

I just from so many topics from sad to happy then to sad then to annoyed then to happy. Then i ran out of steam. Hey it was 12 am...

HURRICANE ERNESTO???

2006-08-29T16:49:00.000-04:00

W T F ? ? ?

Hurricane Ernesto?? Where the hell did this bitch come from. Threatening us here in Charleston!! Well he's got another thing coming we're gonna send him right back to Cuba! Aye yay yay!

Rumor Has It...

2006-08-28T16:44:00.000-04:00

Microsoft is making some less than shit product called Zune. Apparently it's aimed to take on the iPod as far as the Portable digital music/video player. Someone PLEASE take a look at these pictures and tell me that this device is portable and going to be the "iPod Killer" The specs are impressive but what makes it unappealing is the horrible bulkiness of it. Who wants to carry around a heavy clunky device. Please Microsoft try again. And why don't we be a bit more original with our designs. It's getting old just copying everyone else's products!!!

I can almost see the commercials too. Some guy in a business suit dancing around to classical music LOL you know like the iPod silhouette ads. Man how funny... I wonder if it's going to come with a hoist to carry it around.

Any thoughts??

New Cawffee Talk Button

2006-08-27T19:32:00.000-04:00

Here is the link to my new Cawffee Talk button feel free to download the picture or link directly to it. How ever you wish is fabulous!!!

Cawffee Talk for 8/28/06

2006-08-27T14:49:00.000-04:00

Because a Drag Queen said so?? I don't think so...

Burning down the church, Lance Bass, Britney Spears, Kevin's disaster, bare tits... and so much more.

Cousin Patrick is Back

2006-08-26T16:22:00.000-04:00

I'm back

OK I've said it before but I mean it this time. I swear hehe

Hey Y'all

2006-08-26T13:32:00.000-04:00

OK I went thru utter termoil trying to figure out how I was going to continue to do all this. I thought it would be best to allow The Cousins Queer to expire and let it go. GOOD BYE lol so I thought I would give myself a nice humble beginning. Not to mention a free beginning. I just need somewhere to host my files. Any suggestions? eMail me thanks for you support!!!