Ahhh Gotta Love Whitney

LOL I was just bored looking around on youtube as usual and I love when Deborah Wilson from MadTV used to make fun of Whitney Houston. So I found some funny clips of the crack head ohhh... I mean Whitney Houston everyone might enjoy







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Vocabulary with Patrick

Ever just decide to look up something just to see what funny stuff you may find? Well i was poking around my computer and accidently opened the dictionary. So I started thinking of the word ass because someone was called a Jack Ass on TV. So I entered ass and this interesting word came up. Which I never thought would be in a dictionary but OK. Pay special attention to the 2nd definition. I thought it was hilarious.





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OH MY GOD!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!

Ok so I was just poking around on youtube and this turned up.
And I thought it was a joke but apparently it is not. lol





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What an Ass Hole

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BEWARE OF THE FOLLOWING BS

Lately I've been receiving phone calls on my cell phone from 1 or 2 differnt companies not sure. But they are offing credit cards or something. I'm not sure how legit it is. but they will call my phone show up as 800 numbers and when you answer they immediately hang up. It's driving me crazy. For over two weeks now I've been trying to get it to stop by calling them and telling them to remove my name but they just keep calling. So I would like everyone to be aware of this. They call themselves American Financial and the two numbers calling me are 1-800-963-6230 and 1-888-669-8868.

And they apparently don't care about the do not call list because they just keep calling anyway.

tata


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Saw this on You Tube and thought it was funny

Not bad editing actually!!!





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Cousin Patrick Is Home!!!!!

WOW anyone who hasn't been on a cruise must go on one. The food, the drinks, the fun fun fun fun!!!! I'll have a full report for y'all soon. And about 200 pictures.



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HOLLY SHIT!! I've done a show. Just for you Big Fatty!!!

Cawffee Talk for 10/9/06


Oh today's show is smashing good fun. From crooked cops to bad drag. I got it all lol. Even ashamed family. Sit back and enjoy...






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Venus In Action

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This is the BEST eMail I've gotten in years!

Hi honey,
I noticed things were changing by the looks of Alex's website, and I have been thinking about you a lot recently. I was wondering how you were feeling about everything, and how you were doing. Now I just read your blogs and see that you've got a lot going on in your mind recently. And where the hell did you get so sunburned? :-)
Anyway, I just wanted to tell you to keep your chin up. I know that sounds corny, but you are such an AMAZING person that there is no way that love won't find you sooner or later. Trust me, I know how it feels to wonder if it will ever happen to you. And I know it's no comfort, but I love you so much and am so grateful that you came into my life and have stayed in it for so long. You are truly one of the funniest, smartest, best people I have ever met in my life. I know it is hard for us to stay in touch sometimes, but please know that you are on my mind very often. We will still be friends when we are 80 and neither one of us has any teeth left in our heads, and we are sitting on the porch in rocking chairs screaming obscenities at the people walking by. (You know that'll be fun). :-)
Ok, I will stop with the cornyness now. I hope you get through everything ok, and soon.
I love you and miss you,
Suzie

This was in response to posts I've put on my MySpace page recently. It's good to know that friends care. I was hysterical crying while I was reading this email.



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Bad Bad Cousin!

Howdy y'all I'm still here. Bad week last week and an extremely bad sunburn this weekend has lead to a lack of a show today. However tomorrow is Tuesday and i will start up my new schedule again.

Talk to you all soon.



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I'm so sorry

Hey everyone out in Podcast land. I'm sorry! I started to record a show but it was turing out very bitter with sarcastic undertones. Which as we all know can be loads of fun but I didn't want anyone to think i was attempting to offend them. So I'll have to record when I'm feeling less shitty.

I'm sorry!!!



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HAPPY LABOR DAY

Hello everyone out there... No show today. I got home too late, I was downtown watching Brooke and her clan. Anywho I'll be back with a show for Tuesday recaping my whole weekend.

Everyone have a safe and sane Labor Day and I'll talk with y'all soon.

Adios



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Cawffee Talk for 9/1/06

He Makes My Panties Drop!

Ernesto is a joke, Christina, Public toilet talk, and Patrick's singing.







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You Got Nothin... You PUNK!!!

YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!!



Just as I had suspected. Ernesto had nothing to offer us here in Charleston. He was too chicken to even make land fall. He was nothing but annoying. Annoying fine rain, you know the kind that you just can't find a good wiper setting for, and pathetic winds. Which I would equate to someone gently blowing in my ear. Oh well...



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Omar is right!

I apologize to all Latinos and Latinas out there. See I didn't mean to offend. I assumed that Hurrican Ernesto was Cuban because he stopped there first. Assuming it was because he wanted to visit with family and what not. But Omar did point out that Ernesto could infact be Puerto Rican. Crazy you say?? Well it's possible! I think we will have to delve further into Ernesto's history to find out his origin. More on that to come...

In the mean time just a word to everyone WATCH OUT Hurrican Omar is on the list for 2008. And we know that's gonna be one crazy Latino storm especially if he's been drinking!!!



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Cawffee Talk for 8/30/06

This one is a roller coaster of emotions

I just from so many topics from sad to happy then to sad then to annoyed then to happy. Then i ran out of steam. Hey it was 12 am...

HURRICANE ERNESTO???

W T F ? ? ?



Hurricane Ernesto?? Where the hell did this bitch come from. Threatening us here in Charleston!! Well he's got another thing coming we're gonna send him right back to Cuba! Aye yay yay!

Rumor Has It...

Microsoft is making some less than shit product called Zune. Apparently it's aimed to take on the iPod as far as the Portable digital music/video player. Someone PLEASE take a look at these pictures and tell me that this device is portable and going to be the "iPod Killer" The specs are impressive but what makes it unappealing is the horrible bulkiness of it. Who wants to carry around a heavy clunky device. Please Microsoft try again. And why don't we be a bit more original with our designs. It's getting old just copying everyone else's products!!!

I can almost see the commercials too. Some guy in a business suit dancing around to classical music LOL you know like the iPod silhouette ads. Man how funny... I wonder if it's going to come with a hoist to carry it around.

Any thoughts??

New Cawffee Talk Button

Here is the link to my new Cawffee Talk button feel free to download the picture or link directly to it. How ever you wish is fabulous!!!

Cawffee Talk for 8/28/06

Because a Drag Queen said so?? I don't think so...

Burning down the church, Lance Bass, Britney Spears, Kevin's disaster, bare tits... and so much more.

Cousin Patrick is Back

I'm back

OK I've said it before but I mean it this time. I swear hehe

Hey Y'all

OK I went thru utter termoil trying to figure out how I was going to continue to do all this. I thought it would be best to allow The Cousins Queer to expire and let it go. GOOD BYE lol so I thought I would give myself a nice humble beginning. Not to mention a free beginning. I just need somewhere to host my files. Any suggestions? eMail me thanks for you support!!!